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August 23, 2004
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While on the way to the store today I did not get hit by a bus.

I did not win the lottery of any state today.

I was not mugged at an ATM today.

No one burgled my house today.

I did not go to see Alien vs. Predator today.

The Olympic boxing quarterfinals were not held in my living room today.

No one shot at me today.

Because, y'know, if I don't write down that it didn't happen, it must have happened. Especially if someone else falsely reports that it did.

Oh, but you can take John Kerry's word for anything.

Posted by Russ at 07:10 PM, August 23, 2004 in Politics

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Hey, I was really sorry to hear about how that rabid dog bit you in the posterior. Why do bad things always happen to good people?

Posted by: Beck at August 24, 2004 08:04 PM