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February 28, 2005
Infernal Machines

I know I'm not the only person who hates answering machines. Everyone I know hates talking into them, unless they have had a chance to prepare the little 30-second speech they're going to give — and sometimes even then.

But I really hate having to listen to the messages people leave on my phone. Invariably, people break one or more of the following rules:

   1) Don't mumble — enunciate.

   2) Speak up, don't whisper.

   3) Don't rush through important tidbits of information like, say, phone numbers. I don't want to have to listen to the message two or three times to get the number correct. And be sure to repeat the important things slowly and clearly.

   4) If you have to spell unusual words — or website addresses — then for pity's sake, learn a standard phonetic alphabet. Don't make it up as you go, leaving the listener to wonder what the heck you said.

   Wrong: "Go to [mumble].com — L as in lachrimose, O as in outfit,  S as in syzygy, E as in elephant, R as in radish dot com."

   Right: "That's mysite.comMike, Yankee, Sierra, India, Tango, Echo dot com."

This has been a public service announcement.

Disregard at your peril.

Posted by Russ at 09:16 PM, February 28, 2005 in Memoranda

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I had to spell my name for somebody over the phone once. I tried to use the phonetic alphabet, and the guy on the other end got mad. Thought I was yanking his chain.

Posted by: Thibodeaux at February 28, 2005 09:34 PM

Oscar Kilo!

Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 1, 2005 03:21 AM

I've had this conversation (or words to this effect):

Me: That's Brian, Bravo Romeo India...
Them: "Wait, wait... B-R-A-V-O-R-O-M....

Posted by: Brian B at March 1, 2005 04:53 PM

geesh, I'd hate to leave you a message. You voicemail witch, you.


E as in Emma,
M as in Mule
M as in Mullet
A as in acronym

Posted by: emma at March 2, 2005 02:05 PM