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February 10, 2007

I never thought Anna Nicole Smith was terribly attractive. Some people might find silicone-filled Hefty bags appealing. Not I... but I'm inclined to think it matters more to whom they are connected.

Smith reminded me of a piranha — toothy, opportunistic and predatory. Add to the mix the bovine physique and... well, piranhas and cows don't mix well, as every travelogue ever made about the Amazon River was sure to point out.

Had she lived to a ripe old age, she might have become known as the most successful prostitute since the Byzantine Empress Theodora. Now, though, she'll be remembered — if at all — as a self-destructive gold-digger who thought she was Marilyn Monroe.

I do feel sorry for the baby, though. That kid has no chance whatsoever of having a normal life.

Posted by Russ at 03:47 PM, February 10, 2007 in News

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Yer right about the youngster TJ. It would be nice to see her lead some sort of normal life, but after seeing the ilk claiming to be "papa", I doubt that will happen.

Posted by: Skul at February 10, 2007 07:42 PM