My broadband has been out all afternoon and evening. Just got it back. Someone at Time Warner Cable needs to walk the plank.
Yarrgghhh.
Yes, it is indeed International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Now, where in North Carolina might a fellow find a dead man's chest and bottle of rum at this time of night?
Imperial Department of Hegemony By Force
Argghhh! Bring a cluebat and we'll knock the tops off some bottles!
"...It's too bad ye don't believe in ghost stories...'cause yer in one!..."