Things NOT to do when taking out the trash - a partial Top Ten list

#4: Despite what your body is theoretically capable of doing with them, beef trimmings do not go into the recycle bin.

#3: Dropping/spilling the 25-pound tub of soiled kitty litter is going to be bad for either the carpet or the hardwood floors. If you must do this, try to do it on a tile floor.

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