Slack

Just for the record, I'm not going to be hopping on the unicorn- and pegasus-drawn Unity Bandwagon of Hope, Change, Good Times, and Rock'n'Roll. Or whatever.

I would say I intend to cut Obama just as much slack as the Left did for Bush, that is to say, little or none, but I'm better than that. The Right, on the whole, tends to be better than that.

However, I do intend to blame Obama for the fact that I have not yet received my mid-month* paycheck.

I guess that makes me a racist.

^{* I get paid on the 5th and 20th of each month.}