Medical experimentation

I've been participating in an experiment. No, not participating. "Conducting" is the word I want.

Two weeks ago, I acquired a large bag of apples, and began consuming them at the rate of one per day. And so far, not a single doctor has approached me. Not a one.

I think we can say with confidence that an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

Hurrah for Science.

I'm out of apples. I'd better get some before the day is out.