Kitteh Python

Book of Vomitus, chapter 2 verses 9-21:

And the Furball Mycah spake saying "Oh Lord, accept this offering of Hairball, that with it the carpet may be decorated hither and yon, in Thy mercy."

And her master did grimace, and the other kittehs did feast upon Temptations and Whisker Lickin's and. . .

[Skipping a bit. . .]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou make hurling noises.

"Then shalt thou barf three times, no more, no less.

"Three shall be the times thou shalt barf, and the number of the barfings shall be three.

"Four times shalt thou not barf, neither barf thou twice, excepting that thou then proceed to barf number three.

"Five is right out.

"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then hukkest thou the Holy Hairball onto the carpet of thy keeper, who, having been naughty in my sight, shall have to clean it."

Amen.

Yeah... guess how many messes Mycah left on the floor. Go on, guess.

I do not agree with the humor here... but I understand it: