Having just returned from my weekly grocery expedition, I would just like to note: seventy-year-old men should, under no circumstances, ever be allowed to wear anything like spandex.
I don't care if you're Jack LaLanne, I don't care if you dress it up as "bicycling attire," it just will not do. I don't care if you have a bicycle in your hands or are actually riding a bicycle. That goes double if there isn't a bicycle within visual range.
That is all.
Imperial Department of Hegemony By Force
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