First, but likely not the last.
Oh, stop whining.
Haiku Archive
Ocular oddness,
like sand under my eyelid;
eye-boogers galore.
like sand under my eyelid;
eye-boogers galore.
Let's see how the media handle this Rood business, after being so quick to dismiss or attack the Swift Boat Vets for Truth because they weren't on the same boat as John Kerry (despite the fact that one actually was).
The biggest story of this campaign season is the press' failure to cover itself with glory, despite opportunities galore.
"Not on the same boat,"
the pundits cry. Their mission:
redefine "served with."
the pundits cry. Their mission:
redefine "served with."
Watching the left-side-of-the-spectrum talking heads trying to avoid going into convulsions as they attempt to spin (i.e., lie about) the Swift Boat Vets story is almost entertaining.
The Swift Boat Veterans are facing (and will continue to face) vituperation, ad hominem attacks, misstatements about their motives, outright lies from Kerry defenders, and soon no doubt will have their reputations dug into and smeared for daring to criticize Kerry. ("Oh! The effrontery!")
(Former FBI agent Gary Aldrich can — and does — offer some advice, as one who has been there.)
This is all happening, of course, because the Kerry camp cannot refute The Ad on the basis of the facts.
Update: More on the "served with" issue here, here and here.
Like a basketball
lacking any inflation
no bounce for Kerry
lacking any inflation
no bounce for Kerry
OK, OK, maybe he got a couple of points from the convention; the results are not yet clear. But so far, it's looking like "lead balloonsville" for the DNC.
her contempt for music fans.
Michael Moore suck-up.
Steve has a great photo for her next album cover. Yes, album, as in vinyl — I don't think she'll fit on a puny CD jewelcase.
Jerks spam my comments
selling all manner of crap.
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selling all manner of crap.
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More on MoveOn moron Moore:
Moore prefers alternative:
well-fed dhimmitude.
Visit MooreIsFat.com
More on moron Moore:
dropping from branches — falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.
Go visit MooreIsFat.com.
After the first "haiku" that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind.
The thing about Moore
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
That was fun. This haiku business is certainly entertaining... for me.
Update: yes, I should have saved these up and posted one a day. Well, I guess I'll have to come up with more Moore material.
I hope Steve likes this submission for his new blog:
and ugly. But even worse,
He's also stupid.
It should be completely appropriate for the new blog: Moore is Fat.
Imperial Department of Hegemony By Force
