Haiku Archive

First, but likely not the last.

"Lipstick on a pig"
Not the most apt simile
Say good night, Graceless.

Oh, stop whining.

Poetic Justice

For Saddam's hanging
Meryl Yourish has haikus.
Go, read, write your own.

Haiku of the Day

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Ocular oddness,
like sand under my eyelid;
eye-boogers galore.

Haiku for Rood

Rood, Swifty, writes tale.
Turnabout being fair play:
"Not on the same boat!!!!"

Let's see how the media handle this Rood business, after being so quick to dismiss or attack the Swift Boat Vets for Truth because they weren't on the same boat as John Kerry (despite the fact that one actually was).

The biggest story of this campaign season is the press' failure to cover itself with glory, despite opportunities galore.

Haiku of the Day

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"Not on the same boat,"
the pundits cry. Their mission:
redefine "served with."

Watching the left-side-of-the-spectrum talking heads trying to avoid going into convulsions as they attempt to spin (i.e., lie about) the Swift Boat Vets story is almost entertaining.

The Swift Boat Veterans are facing (and will continue to face) vituperation, ad hominem attacks, misstatements about their motives, outright lies from Kerry defenders, and soon no doubt will have their reputations dug into and smeared for daring to criticize Kerry. ("Oh! The effrontery!")

(Former FBI agent Gary Aldrich can — and does — offer some advice, as one who has been there.)

This is all happening, of course, because the Kerry camp cannot refute The Ad on the basis of the facts.

Update: More on the "served with" issue here, here and here.

Haiku of the Day

Like a basketball
lacking any inflation
no bounce for Kerry

OK, OK, maybe he got a couple of points from the convention; the results are not yet clear. But so far, it's looking like "lead balloonsville" for the DNC.

Haiku of the Day

Democrats convene,
wanting national support.
"Quick — hide the moonbats!"

Haiku of the Day

Linda Ronstadt shows
her contempt for music fans.
Michael Moore suck-up.

Steve has a great photo for her next album cover. Yes, album, as in vinyl — I don't think she'll fit on a puny CD jewelcase.

Haiku of the Day

Jerks spam my comments
selling all manner of crap.
Old comments are closed.

I've implemented the Close Comments plugin. At the moment all posts older than 14 days have their comments closed, but that number will daily increase until it reaches 31 days.

Moore Haiku of the Day

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More on MoveOn moron Moore:

Al-Qaeda must lose.
Moore prefers alternative:
well-fed dhimmitude.

Visit MooreIsFat.com

Michael Moore Haiku of the Day


More on moron Moore:

Blossoms waft through air,
dropping from branches — falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.

Go visit MooreIsFat.com.

More Moore Haiku


After the first "haiku" that I did for MooreIsFat.com, several more sprang (sprung?) unbidden to my mind.

The thing about Moore
it's not just how much he eats
it's the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
"Columbine" took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but — no doubt — could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.

That was fun. This haiku business is certainly entertaining... for me.

Update: yes, I should have saved these up and posted one a day. Well, I guess I'll have to come up with more Moore material.

Haiku for Moore

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I hope Steve likes this submission for his new blog:

Michael Moore is fat
and ugly. But even worse,
He's also stupid.

It should be completely appropriate for the new blog: Moore is Fat.


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